"We have a 7x24x365 offering hosted at redundant collocation facilities."
Offering to the gods? Really? Is that a burnt offering or is it room temperature?
I once built a golden calf from pure XML but I'm not bragging about it. Jeez.
Web canapes anyone? What marketroid dialect do you speak? Is there anything I can do to make your communication more opaque? No? Didn't think so.